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Obama is a 'Post Turtle'

lilnixon

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road on you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with".
 

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Wow...if I didn't know any better I would swear you were talking about Redneck's Daddy. He did that same thing to his hand while working cattle and it was about the same age....It crushed the bones in his hand. I can hear that turtle story coming from him too. :yum: Thanks for a sweet memory linixion :wub:
Now I can got to bed smiling.:smile:
 
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