Obama Gun Humor

[mtntopper]

I wonder if Robert Earl is related to our own ETF?


Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total
silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, little Robert Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"

 

[urednecku]

Sounds like Robert Earl was the smartest one there!

 

[RoadKing]

Redneck, About your signature,
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns."
did you know that today is the 39th anniversary of the Chappaquiddick incident?

 

[American Woman]

Kids....it's that simple sometimes

 

[urednecku]

Redneck, About your signature,
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns."
did you know that today is the 39th anniversary of the Chappaquiddick incident?

No, I didn't.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, Ted. Hope you remember the incident. Every time you try to sleep. But I doubt it.

 

[TravisM.1]

No, I didn't.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, Ted. Hope you remember the incident. Every time you try to sleep. But I doubt it.

Has anyone heard how the brain tumor is doing since it had that Ted Kennedy removed?

 

[American Woman]

Has anyone heard how the brain tumor is doing since it had that Ted Kennedy removed?

Prolly a lot better!
Those Ted Kennedys can be hard on brain tumors.

 

[urednecku]

Has anyone heard how the brain tumor is doing since it had that Ted Kennedy removed?

Bound to be doing better, .....or did Ted take it for a ride?