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Gone But Not Forgotten
Some reality here??????
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, " Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him a hour ago, but I don't know where I am".
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "you're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of
2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees,
14.97 minutes north altitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am." replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, “everything
you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do
with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where
you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You"re in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, " Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him a hour ago, but I don't know where I am".
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "you're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of
2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees,
14.97 minutes north altitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am." replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, “everything
you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do
with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where
you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You"re in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."