Bamby
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A French doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."!
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind; we just took a man with no brain - made him president, and now the whole country is looking for work...
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind; we just took a man with no brain - made him president, and now the whole country is looking for work...
