FrancSevin
Proudly Deplorable
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice and said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "YES! YES! I WON, I WON”! ....and proceeded to do 10 jumping jacks!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY is not all Irish are drunks. Not all blondes are dumb........But all men....are men.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "YES! YES! I WON, I WON”! ....and proceeded to do 10 jumping jacks!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY is not all Irish are drunks. Not all blondes are dumb........But all men....are men.