A worried father confronted his teenaged daughter. "I don't like that new boyfriend of yours. He's rough and common and none too smart, either." "Oh, no, Daddy. You're wrong," his daughter replied. "Fred's so smart. We've only been going out for a couple of months and he's already cured me of that illness I used to have once a month!"
-----and a bonus joke:
What's the major difference between husbands and wives trying to have children? Wives want to videotape the birth while husbands want to videotape the conception!
-----and a bonus joke:
What's the major difference between husbands and wives trying to have children? Wives want to videotape the birth while husbands want to videotape the conception!