NO Ears

[thcri]

> >Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he
> > proved to be successful in business, his problem
> > annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new
> > manager for his company, so he set up three
> > interviews.
> >
> > The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed
> > to know and was very interesting, but at the end of
> > the interview, Dave asked him, "Do you notice anything
> > different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but
> > notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave
> > did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of
> > the office.
> >
> > The second interview was with a woman, and she was
> > even better than the first guy. But he asked her the
> > same question: Do you notice! anything different about
> > me?" "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."
> > Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
> >
> > The third and final interviewee was the best of the
> > bunch. He was a young man who had recently earned his
> > MBA. He was smart, he was handsome and he seemed to be
> > a better businessman than the first two put together.
> > Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young
> > man the same question: "Do you notice anything
> > different about me?"
> >
> > Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes,
> > you wear contact lenses, don't you?" Dave was shocked
> > and realised this was an incredibly observant person.
> > "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
> >
> > The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically
> > and ! replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses
> > with no f**king ears!!"