New Security System Installed....

[Junkman]

I just completed my new security system. It costs me about $75 a month for maintenance, but it is worth it. I just love the land mines that they put on the front lawn......

 

[thcri]

Junk,

I thought maybe we would have seen you on one of them benches

 

[BadAttitude]

I can loan you mine if security is a problem...

 

[Junkman]

I will pass......... reminds me too much of the mother in law.......

 

[humor_me]

I will pass......... reminds me too much of the mother in law.......

I think that's ("Tales from the Crypt") Cryptkeeper's dog.........

 

[BadAttitude]

I will pass......... reminds me too much of the mother in law.......

I tried to donate my wife to the animal shelter, but they said that they don't take old bitches...

Ouch ...guess I'm not the only one with an attitude

 

[Junkman]

Ouch ...guess I'm not the only one with an attitude

She has a bad attitude also, that is why I want to donate her. I keep telling her to go live with the guy that she is having an affair with, but she keeps saying that it is me.