Jim the techogeek was admiring John the technogeek's new acquisition. "John, that new robot secretary of yours is cool!" "Glad you like her. She's the latest model." "How does she work?" "Easy. Squeeze her left breast and she takes dictation. Squeeze her right breast and she types a letter." "Wow! Cool." "Would you like to try her out?" "Sure!" They moved the new robot into an empty office and John left Jim alone with her to experiment. Suddenly, Jim's screams of pain could be heard throughout the office! "Eeeeyaaaaa!" John rushed in. "Jim! Did I forget to tell you that she also has a built-in pencil sharpener?!"
