New Hillary Clinton stamp

[working woman]

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her potential achievements as the First Lady of our nation. In daily use, however, it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of investigating, a special commission published the following findings:

*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.

 

[Gatorboy]

Uh, a stamp costs 39 cents -- DOH!

 

[HGM]

Uh, a stamp costs 39 cents -- DOH!

You sound surprised ... Everything about that woman is wrong...

 

[Dargo]

Uh, a stamp costs 39 cents -- DOH!

Amazing. That machine in my office just puts postage on the envelopes for me and I don't even pay attention to what it costs; I have to send the letter anyway. I just take that cool little machine to the post office every month or so and they fill it back up with this magic stuff and tap my business credit card for doing so.

 

[humor_me]

... Everything about that woman is wrong...

 

[thcri]

Uh, a stamp costs 39 cents -- DOH!

It took Hillary that long to figure out why no one would buy it. The report just came out.

 

[Melensdad]

Well this isn't a stamp, but it is funny!

 

[ddrane2115]

do you mean the menu or the "drive thru". that is one brave KFC operator there.

 

[DAP]

People don't usually spit on stamps, they lick them. Hillary finally gettin some good licks!

 

[Spiffy1]

It's obviously a British stamp anyway.

 

[HarryG]

Here's a couple of the old gal.

 

[JimR]

She'd make a good intern, but not for me. HAAAAAAhAAAAAA