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dirtybernie

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A man walks into a bar sits down and say, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender says, "Yes, we have mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

Man says, "what the heck is that?"

Bartender says, "Well, we call it a 'Pabst Smir'!"
 
dirtybernie said:
A man walks into a bar sits down and say, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender says, "Yes, we have mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

Man says, "what the heck is that?"

Bartender says, "Well, we call it a 'Pabst Smir'!"


You know, most of us eat at the "Y" (although I know of an aquaintance who thinks it's disgusting and unsanitary:eek: {send me your wife n I'll lick it for you:D :tiphat: }), but, when they call it a pap smear, it just sounds gross!:puke1: Almost like a contraceptive...:(


I need a beer
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[, but, when they call it a pap smear, it just sounds gross!:puke1: Almost like a contraceptive...:(




:pat: Hate to educate you on this but a pap smear is one of those uncomfortable test that us females have to endure once a year (if all goes well) with the good ol' doctor to test for cancer. And they are not fun
 
working woman said:
[, but, when they call it a pap smear, it just sounds gross!:puke1: Almost like a contraceptive...:(




:pat: Hate to educate you on this but a pap smear is one of those uncomfortable test that us females have to endure once a year (if all goes well) with the good ol' doctor to test for cancer. And they are not fun



I know, I know, just like our our prostate exams. :eek:
And you know, last time the Dr. said there would be flowers at the front desk, you know since we were on a first name basis now:whistle: , but I think he was funnin me. Ther was no flowers:(


This time I need a shot o whiskey.
 
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