Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned
to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how
the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He
said "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" ! He
continued. and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd
get one of their awesome songs.
One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car but I
swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled "ASS HOLES!".
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze..
Damn, I LOVE this car!
to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how
the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He
said "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" ! He
continued. and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd
get one of their awesome songs.
One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car but I
swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled "ASS HOLES!".
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze..
Damn, I LOVE this car!