Never Tick off a Redneck Woman

[thcri]

A Redneck farmer's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and raising
kids, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then
secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
carpenter's saw. The banged up farmer was terrified, and hollered, "Stop!
Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The
wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand
and said, "Heck no, I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to
Zeke's for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!! "


Here's a great one for discussion

What would you do? Take the poll, if there is another way, then vote other and post what you would do.

 

[Melensdad]

Keep a gun under my pillow and shoot my wife if I was ever caught cheating on her!

 

[bczoom]

Being a tool shed, I would hope there's a screwdriver or bolt or something available to replace the handle.

Heck, you could/should be able to loosen the vice by hand.

If the aforementioned is out of the equation/scenario, I would have to cut it off. Burning to death doesn't afford the opportunity for revenge.

 

[Gatorboy]

That must be one pansy-assed guy to get hauled all that way, plus put into that position by his wife.

But I guess I'd just yell for my girlfriend to come and free me, unless the tool shed was too far from the bedroom.

 

[thcri]

Keep a gun under my pillow and shoot my wife if I was ever caught cheating on her!

Bob,

It's too late for that, your already in the Vice, no Monday morning quarterbacks here.

 

[jakki]

his tally-whacker in a vice, ...

llloooollll

isn't that like putting all ur eggs in one basket???

 

[thcri]

llloooollll

isn't that like putting all ur eggs in one basket???

Actually I think he was putting his eggs in a few baskets.

 

[thcri]

Actually I think he was putting his eggs in a few baskets.

Aww should I cell all his cells in a few baskets