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Never talk to the parrot.

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"


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thcri said:
I was on a show once that had a talking horse:smile: No really.
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pirate_girl said:
:yum::applause:
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Rusty Shackleford said:
you were on tv? :yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::whistling:
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Galvatron said:
He was the Ass end in the panto mule.....sounds dodgy having Mule in it:yum::yum::yum:
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Rusty Shackleford said:
:yum::yum::yum::yum:
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EastTexFrank said:
"America's Most Wanted" doesn't count.
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Ok out of all of your replies only one of you understood or knew what I was talking about. Bunch of dingbats. :poke: Who was that person???? :yum::yum:
 
thcri said:
Ok out of all of your replies only one of you understood or knew what I was talking about. Bunch of dingbats. :poke: Who was that person???? :yum::yum:
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OH i knew. watched Mr. Ed reruns all the time when i was a young'un. i just thought it would be more fun to call you a horses ass :yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
Dija ever notice that Mr. Ed's theme song was incorrect? It insists " ... no one can talk to a horse, of course ... " What a bunch of hooey!! :glare: Anyone can talk to a horse - it's talking with a horse that's hard!! :yum::yum::yum::yum:

 
Doesn't the guy in the video with the single tooth remind you all of Muleman

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Trust you lot to go from a joke about a parrot to a talking horse in under 5 posts.

FF....The Lost World.:yum::yum::yum:
 
Galvatron said:
Trust you lot to go from a joke about a parrot to a talking horse in under 5 posts.

FF....The Lost World.:yum::yum::yum:
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According to Dusty Rusty it was a talking horses ass.:yum::yum: or was he talking to a horses ass. I can't remember with him.
 
thcri said:
Agreed :thumb: But can a continuous flow be considered as "again" ??
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Again i agree....but can we call it a continuous flow as that sounds like a stream running beside a meadow...i think it's more like a raging River in flood season.
 
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