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My wife has lost her mind !

BigAl

BigAl

Gone But Not Forgotten
The day started out fine . We went to town and picked up the new couch we ordered . The wife mentioned it was suppose to snow the next 4 days and we got to talking about firewood . I decided to bring 3 logs down with the tractor from the log deck when we returned back to the ranch around lunch time . I figure I would cut some wood later since we have quite a bit still . No hurry ..... The neighbor showed up and decided we should cut and split all the wood now . The wife got to see the new wood splitter in action and now thinks wood cutting is fun !!!! :doh::sad:I am having her committed in the morning .
 
a few points to consider,
1. Did you teach her to operate the chainsaw?
2. does she operate the tractor ?
3. Does she operate the wood splitter ?
4. Does she have her own wook gloves ?
5. Will you be around tommorow night ?
 
your splitter wouldn't be like this would it?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bVAAx3mMKY&feature=related"]YouTube - WORLDS FASTEST LOGSPLITTER[/ame]
 
Al, I think you need to find a hobby for the wife. One that does not involve you building things for her.:yum::yum:
 
snow dog said:
a few points to consider,
1. Did you teach her to operate the chainsaw?
2. does she operate the tractor ?
3. Does she operate the wood splitter ?
4. Does she have her own wook gloves ?
5. Will you be around tommorow night ?
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Lets see if I can answer these correctly ?????
no,
oh YEA !:clap:
,yes,
yes ,
Valentine Dinner and dance tommorrow night ,,,,so yes !:brows::biggrin:
 
OK ... Maybe the wife was right .:doh:

I worked until dark last night stacking all the new wood we cut and split . Dog tired , but that has been the basic way I feel every day for a while cause we have so much to do around here .

I usually get up 2 or 3 times every night because of the aches and pains in my old body . Last night I slept like a rock and had the best nights sleep in 3 months :clap:.

I don't understand it . :unsure:
 
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