CityGirl
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My wife and I went to the state fair. While viewing the breeding bull exhibit, we went to the first pen where a sign was posted which read:
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiling and said "He mated 50 times last year."
Moving on to the next pen, a sign posted said
This bull mated 150 times last year
My wife playfully jabbed me in the ribs and said, "Wow! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him!"
We walked on to the 3rd pen where a sign was posted reading
This bull mated 365 times last year
My wife was so excited she about broke my rib with her elbow exclaiming "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from that one!"
I looked at her and said "Go over and ask him if it was the same old cow"
My condition has been upgraded to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiling and said "He mated 50 times last year."
Moving on to the next pen, a sign posted said
This bull mated 150 times last year
My wife playfully jabbed me in the ribs and said, "Wow! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him!"
We walked on to the 3rd pen where a sign was posted reading
This bull mated 365 times last year
My wife was so excited she about broke my rib with her elbow exclaiming "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from that one!"
I looked at her and said "Go over and ask him if it was the same old cow"
My condition has been upgraded to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery
funny CG!! 
