My small son got lost at the mall, he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my Dad!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels, whiskey and women with big tits."
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels, whiskey and women with big tits."