My Lying and Cheating Husband

[Gatorboy]

[FONT=&quot]Dear Abby,

[FONT=&quot]My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Signed: Clueless

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Dear Clueless:
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States . Act like one.[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[Big Dog]

GB comes through, good one! ..............

 

[urednecku]

Sad, but true! Good one!!!

 

[k-dog]

[FONT=&quot]All he does all day is smoke cigars,[/FONT]

I didn't think he smoked the cigars!!!!

 

[Trakternut]

He just chews on THAT one in particular!

 

[ddrane2115]

and he did not have sex with that woman. He smokes big fat cigars

 

[ALLEN PARSONS]

He may smoke cigars but he do:s not inhall.
But that woman sure did.

 

[ddrane2115]

well some of it anyway, something about a blue dress makes me wonder..................

you know he could have offered to have it dry cleaned for her.............

 

[humor_me]

[FONT=&quot]Dear Abby,

[FONT=&quot]My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Signed: Clueless[/FONT][/FONT]

Can anyone imagine Slick Willie living in the Whitehouse with NOTHING to do for four years?

 

[urednecku]

I bet he'll have plenty of wom....I mean plenty of staff, I mean stuff, to do. (& this time he won't have all those danged old meetings to interupt him.