My Kind Of Teacher

[pirate_girl]

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year began, he injured his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any rowdy behavior. Walking confidently into the classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline that year.






h/t B&V @ american freedom

 

[luvs]

i needed to read that twice, then busted into laughter.

 

[Leni]

That is a good one. A friend of mine just finished telling me about the horrible class her son had this last year. I sent this on to her.

 

[tiredretired]

Now wouldn't you just love to have been there and seen the looks on those kid faces. Priceless.

 

[muleman]

Hmmmm. 3 girls think inflicting pain on a man is funny. probably should be studied further. I volunteer Rusty.