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My First Condom

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
I recall my first time with a condom; I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.


She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
 
Hey Doc, we should have some fun with Galvi:

move this thread from Jokes to Relationships, and change the replys from things like :yum: to things like :eek: .

:shifty::mrgreen::shifty:
 
First time I ever used a condom was when I was about eight years old. Found a whole box of them, thought they were some kind of fancy water balloons, so a friend of mine and I were filling them with water to have a balloon fight outside of this store with a water spigot there.

This old lady came out and saw us and started to swear at us and call us little perverts and a host of other names I never heard of.

I assumed she was the one that lost the box of the condoms.... so we dropped them and ran off...

Made neat water balloons by the way, was able to keep one to do some tests on.:yum:
 
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