Leni
Active member
When a new neighbor moved in across the street, I couldn't help but notice. She's gorgeous! She's young, she's single, she's petite, and she has the most beautiful blonde hair you can imagine.
I noticed when she got home from work this evening. She was looking particularly hot.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door, and I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!"
I did my best to keep my cool. "Really," I said.
"Yes," she answered. "So... are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"
"Good!" she said. "In that case, could you babysit my kids?"
Man... it's just no fun getting old!
I noticed when she got home from work this evening. She was looking particularly hot.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door, and I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!"
I did my best to keep my cool. "Really," I said.
"Yes," she answered. "So... are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"
"Good!" she said. "In that case, could you babysit my kids?"
Man... it's just no fun getting old!
