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Gone But Not Forgotten
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term.
>
> The last question was "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," worth 70
> points or none at all.
>
> One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think
> of seven advantages.
>
> He finally wrote:
>
> 1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
> 3. It is always available as needed.
> 4. It is always at the right temperature
> 5. It is inexpensive
> 6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
>
> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating
> the end of the test rang, he wrote...........................
>
> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
>
> He got an "A."
>
> The last question was "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," worth 70
> points or none at all.
>
> One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think
> of seven advantages.
>
> He finally wrote:
>
> 1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
> 3. It is always available as needed.
> 4. It is always at the right temperature
> 5. It is inexpensive
> 6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
>
> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating
> the end of the test rang, he wrote...........................
>
> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
>
> He got an "A."
I like that one....