Uuuuh... guys? OK, so don't know how many of y'all are parents but when someone's kid is on stage and they suck at tap-dance and fall into the parents in the front row, the proper response is: "Kid has major promise...pent up talent... a little practice and it's Broadway, no doubt!"
So... I realize she's iffy... but... make with some rose-glasses!
"Oh Mainer, the orange that is left is such a nice shade..."
"There you go Mainer, this gives you good reason to use one of those spare OC-15s..."
"Hey, now you can use up some of that nice brake band material Mainer..."
"Hey Mainer, glad to see you're keeping it real and willing to double down on the elbow grease..."
"Wow, now you can start from scratch on that interior Mainer, a blank canvas!"
... ok...that should prime the pump... tap, tap, tap... I'm waiting....
