MORNING SEX

[Big Dog]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks", and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck..

A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

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She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

 

[thcri]

You like your eggs soft don't you

 

[RoadKing]

I don't care who you are that's funny!

 

[NRAfemale]

I have met some of those egg timer guys

 

[thcri]

I have met some of those egg timer guys

 

[Big Dog]

I am one BUT it's all in the foreplay ..............

 

[American Woman]

I am one BUT it's all in the foreplay ..............

So you're a specialist?

 

[Big Dog]

So you're a specialist?

Absolutely, more like a pro ..............

 

[American Woman]

 

[EastTexFrank]

I have met some of those egg timer guys

Yea, but some of us can boil a 1/2 dozen .... one after the other.

 

[Galvatron]

Great joke big dog.

And lets remember a good fire only needs the odd stoke to keep it burning.