Monica Lewinsky Diet

[mtntopper]

After a relaxing bath... Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help. 'God... If you take

away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.









And just like that... her ears fell off!

 

[American Woman]

OUCH!!! A little disapointing though....I was expecting a protein diet

 

[ddrane2115]

OUCH!!! A little disapointing though....I was expecting a protein diet

nah, she is messy when eating, gets food all over her nice blue dress

 

[American Woman]

 

[Galvatron]

only a sucker would follow that diet

 

[Doc]

Bill Clinton was in town yesterday. My wife joked about going to listen to him speak just to see how many blue dresses were in the crowd.