JEV
Mr. Congeniality
Monica Lewinski Update.
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinski was looking at herself naked in the mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her, and in an act of desperation, she called on God to help.
She prayed; "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you."
And just like that, her ears fell off!![Doh :doh: :doh:](https://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/images/smilies/SushiSmilies/doh.gif)
Touching story, isn't it!![Brows :brows: :brows:](https://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/images/smilies/SushiSmilies/brows.gif)
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinski was looking at herself naked in the mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her, and in an act of desperation, she called on God to help.
She prayed; "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you."
And just like that, her ears fell off!
![Doh :doh: :doh:](https://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/images/smilies/SushiSmilies/doh.gif)
Touching story, isn't it!
![Brows :brows: :brows:](https://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/images/smilies/SushiSmilies/brows.gif)