Mini erection

[JEV]

An old man walks into a drugstore to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have six tablets cut into quarters?"

"Certainly, I can cut them for you right now" said Dan the Pharmacist. "But a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough that I don't piss on my slippers."

 

[Adillo303]

Now that is funny.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Muleman???

 

[muleman]

How is that working out for you?

 

[bczoom]

If you get an erection that lasts longer then 4 hours, seek medical attention or...

Look at this picture (Muleman's avatar).

 

[JEV]

AAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH...MY EYES...MY EYES....AAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH......WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US???? EVIL, UGLY BITCH....AAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH, MY EYES ARE BURNING...AAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH....

PHEW! Glad I got that out of my system. Time for an enema for a total cleansing.

 

[muleman]

Time for an enema for a total cleansing.

Joe, you seem just a little too happy about this.

 

[Catavenger]

Hey it's still not as bad as Nancy Pelosi.

 

[FrancSevin]

If you get an erection that lasts longer then 4 hours, seek medical attention or...

Look at this picture (Muleman's avatar).

OMG

Now I understand why Lewinsky was so appealing to Willy.

 

[JEV]

Hillary has aged 15 years in the last 3-1/2 years. I have to ask...does she look like presidential material? She just looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet. I can't believe anyone ever slept with that...intentionally.

 

[Cowboy]

Is it just me or..........

 

[muleman]

Sure looks similar!