A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years,
2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died
immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years,
2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died
immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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