Mexican Style

[thcri]

Messican Style
A Mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock and decided to approach a
prostitute down on 17th and R.
He asked her, "How mush do you sharge for de hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messiccan-style."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500
to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten
years now. I've been there and done that, and had just about every kind of
request from weirdoes all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style
be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday
when I get my sheck."

 

[RoadKing]

Question, Why does your Mexican talk like a Canadian lumberjack?

Other than that pretty good joke