Mexican Oysters

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[FONT=&quot]Mexican Oysters [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Mexico ..[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]was wonderful.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]delicacy!'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The waiter shrugged his shoulders. "Si Senor,[/FONT]


































































Sometimes the Bull Wins.













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[Rusty Shackleford]

LOL i almost didnt get that haha good one

 

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