Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They
break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he
can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room
in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back
with their bike, will he take them, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the
trailer so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time
he is really late and so he puts his foot down.
Sure enough, the cops pull him over for speeding. The good officer asks the
driver what he is carrying, to which he replies, “Mexican eggs.”
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this, so he wants to take a look. He
opens the back door and quickly shuts and locks it. He gets onto his radio
and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and the
bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already."
break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he
can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room
in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back
with their bike, will he take them, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the
trailer so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time
he is really late and so he puts his foot down.
Sure enough, the cops pull him over for speeding. The good officer asks the
driver what he is carrying, to which he replies, “Mexican eggs.”
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this, so he wants to take a look. He
opens the back door and quickly shuts and locks it. He gets onto his radio
and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and the
bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already."