Mergers Create New Company

[Danang Sailor]

Benjamin Moore Paints, looking to increase its market share well above the current 10% it holds, and with an eye toward
the ever-growing cyber markets, has announced it is merging with internet browser company Netscape, and search engine
provider Yahoo. Their press release says the new firm will be known as ...































Benjamin-Net-&-Yahoo!

 

[Leni]

Ouch.

 

[Jim_S]

Here's a few more -

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become -MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become -FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become-3 Penney Opera.


source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/

 

[Danang Sailor]

And --
Grey Poupon Mustard and Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants
Knotts Berry Farm will join with the National Organization of Women to become Knott NOW!
Crabtree & Evelyn merges with Apple Computer to become CrabApple
Finally, SwissAir and Cheeseborough-Ponds merger will give us Swiss Cheese