Men are like

[Heather]

I dont know I I need to save these for womans locker room.....but I guess Ill see how sensitve you men are here...

let me know


1. Men are like . .. Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like . . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[jakki]

I dont know I I need to save these for womans locker room.....but I guess Ill see how sensitve you men are here...

..... .....Like...a baby's bottom....

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....... Like....Mascara. Waterproof!!

....these were hilarioussssssssss!!

 

[LarryRB]

I already know all this stuff and agree

 

[RoadKing]

Pretty good, but in the words of Tim Allen, "it's too bad we own everything"

 

[Pigtails]

Pretty good, but in the words of Tim Allen, "it's too bad we own everything"

Mascara?? hmm makes one wonder.. Another good one Ja

 

[bczoom]

Hey, I resemble many of those statements...

 

[LarryRB]

Mascara?? hmm makes one wonder..

if a guy is wearing mascara then he probably is an interior decorator