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Me and Paddy.....

Galvatron

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
I met Paddy in the pub, the telly is on and the evening news is covering the story
of a guy about to jump off a high rise block.

"I'll bet you $20 he'll jump"

Paddy says "I bet you $20 he wont!"

The guy jumped, and Paddy mortified hands over his £20.

I said "Oh, I cant take your money Paddy, I saw it earlier on the lunch time news."

"So did I" said Paddy "But I never thought he would do it again!"


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lol Galvi... Reading that over my shoulder, my Uncle told me an Irish/Muslim joke, but I can't post it because it is so bad, and the last time he incited me to post a joke, it was deleted. lol. And it wasn't a dirty joke either! :yum:
 
muleman said:
OMG! The joke police got you??:w00t2:
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No. no... lol. It wasn't quite like that. It was in a thread, as a comment, and it was rather 'over the top,' so I can't really complain. It was, with hindsight, quite rightly deleted. I should have known better than to listen to my Uncle; he's another naughty boy who loves to get me into trouble if'n he can. *fumes*

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Lia said:
lol Galvi... Reading that over my shoulder, my Uncle told me an Irish/Muslim joke, but I can't post it because it is so bad, and the last time he incited me to post a joke, it was deleted. lol. And it wasn't a dirty joke either! :yum:
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I like the sound of your Uncle.....my wife has a Irish Uncle that if he knew how to use a PC he would be unstoppable in way's that even worry me:yum::yum::yum:
 
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