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Me and my wife

DaveNay

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It looks like our long ordeal is about over. We've been married since '95, and within a few years we realized things just weren't working right. We tried and tried over and over again to make it work, with no luck. There were times where we would go for months without trying, but then we had the conviction to go at it again with complete dedication. Still, after all that, it just didn't work. About three years ago we started to get professional help. After lots of consultations, there were a couple times where we almost had it figured out, but alas, in the end we were unsuccessful. This fall, we started another round of professional help, and it looks like the wait is finally over for us. By this summer, just a little bit short of our 13th anniversary, the long difficult wait will be over.
 
Congratulations! Party like it 1999 'cause it ain't gonna be about you for very much longer. Get all the big time consuming projects done. Brace yourself for the pregnancy hormones - you thought PMS was bad - you ain't seen nothing yet.
 
Cool!! Congratulations and get ready for the likelihood of twins!

The pregnancy horomones might not be so bad....but if she asks to hang onto a certain part of your anatomy during labor....be concerned.
 
G0ddamn!! Was that post that transparent?! First two replies blow both my surprises, and I didn't even hint at the second one!!!

:coolshade

Aw, damnit! :pat: I didn't mean to mess up your surprise.
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I just read between the lines, and since I've seen that happen frequently to people in your situation I just blurted it out.

TWINS!! HOT DAMN!! and more congratulations Dave!! :dancing: :thewave: :jumpingSm
 
You Knothead !!!:pirate:

Man I was thinking the worst until I read the next couple of post . You had my heart in my stomach .
Well .... anyway Good for you two !!!:applause:

My Children are the highlight of my life . Enjoy them because they grow up quick .
Ok !!!! Party time in Panama !!!!

:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :a1:
 
Congratulations, hope all goes well.:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

I hope you have accumulated lots of big boy's toys because thats the end now, no more spare cash.
 
Congrats Dave!!!! I thought something was up the way you worded it but PB and CB nailed it. Twins. Wow. Congrats Buddy!!!!! Cheers! :beer: :beer:
:dancing: :dancing:
:thewave: :thewave: :thewave: :D :rock:
 
Here I was thinking the worst and then I saw PB's post and thought why is PB cheering for something like that. I was a little slow, but finally got it!!!
Congrats!!!
 
Here I was thinking the worst and then I saw PB's post and thought why is PB cheering for something like that. I was a little slow, but finally got it!!!
Congrats!!!


Ditto:pat:

Big congrats from Maine!!!! Best thing to ever happen to me is my kids!!!! Of course, you WON'T always believe that:poke:
 
It looks like our long ordeal is about over. We've been married since '95, and within a few years we realized things just weren't working right. We tried and tried over and over again to make it work, with no luck. There were times where we would go for months without trying, but then we had the conviction to go at it again with complete dedication. Still, after all that, it just didn't work. About three years ago we started to get professional help. After lots of consultations, there were a couple times where we almost had it figured out, but alas, in the end we were unsuccessful. This fall, we started another round of professional help, and it looks like the wait is finally over for us. By this summer, just a little bit short of our 13th anniversary, the long difficult wait will be over.

Congrats! First you get to change diapers, then the next thing you know is that they want to borrow the car... life goes quickly, enjoy it!
 
Congratulations, been there, done that, luckily she wasn't twins........now I sometimes wonder why I did!!!!! Now I am a grandmother twice over and it compensates for a lot of the intervening hassle....enjoy being parents and then look forward to being grandparents.
 
G0ddamn!! Was that post that transparent?! First two replies blow both my surprises, and I didn't even hint at the second one!!!

:coolshade

Yea....it was. Those of us who have seen you post, know better..:yum:

Very happy for you Dave..:thumb:

I can see it now... in about three years on your 16th anniversary...:YesNo: you'll each be sharing your thoughts on who's idea it was in the first place.....:argueing: discussing the merits of having had only your non-human children instead.....by the time of your 29th anniversary...:drink: if in fact you're together to celebrate it or can even afford to, you'll find yourself getting closer to God..:pray: asking him to put you out of your misery...:goodnight



:poke: Best of luck to you both...or should I say all four of you.
 
WOW ........... congratz Dave!

I have to admit, the pleasure I've got from my sons since they were born has only grown and still does. I wish you the same and good luck!
 
We've been married since '95, and within a few years we realized things just weren't working right. We tried and tried over and over again to make it work, with no luck.

I thought the topic was that you two couldn't make your marriage work and were considering divorce -- but I'm glad to hear otherwise. Congratulations!
 
Dave, just a tip for you. Start saving for college tuition NOW

Nah, spend the money on you & mama. :idea: They can earn college tuition shovelling horse poop and giving riding lessons at your riding stable, AND you get a tax deduction for their pay. :thumb:
 
Nah, spend the money on you & mama. :idea: They can earn college tuition shovelling horse poop and giving riding lessons at your riding stable, AND you get a tax deduction for their pay. :thumb:
I figure by the time they go to college, they will qualify for minority status. :yum:
 
Congrats! First you get to change diapers, then the next thing you know is that they want to borrow the car... life goes quickly, enjoy it!
Oh yeah, I forgot the part when they go off into the world, get married and then move back in with you....:yum:
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