How to Save the Airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What
the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would
double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked
women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't George Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What
the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would
double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked
women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't George Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton