Martha and Betty were at lunch in their Senior Living facility. Martha turns to Betty and asks, “Do you still get horny?”
Betty replies, “Oh sure I do.”
Martha asks, “What do you do about it?”
Betty replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
After a few moments, Martha asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
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Martha and Betty were sitting on the porch at the old folks home. Martha turned to Betty and said, "You were married a long time. Did you and your husband have mutual orgasm?”
Betty sat and rocked for a minute and said, “No, I think we had State Farm.”
Betty replies, “Oh sure I do.”
Martha asks, “What do you do about it?”
Betty replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
After a few moments, Martha asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
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Martha and Betty were sitting on the porch at the old folks home. Martha turned to Betty and said, "You were married a long time. Did you and your husband have mutual orgasm?”
Betty sat and rocked for a minute and said, “No, I think we had State Farm.”