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Mars Bar.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're shagging?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.


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:yum: :yum: :yum: Funny Galv!


I wonder how 'shag' carpet got it's name?
 
Rusty is jealous cause he never got the candy bar. They made him sit outside with the dog!:yum::yum:
 
poor Rusty...here m8 pop outside with this whilst i get lucky:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:
 

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:yum: :yum: :yum: Funny Galv!


I wonder how 'shag' carpet got it's name?
Here but I don't think Galvi is talking about the first three. Fly Balls. :confused2: :yum::yum:

shag/SHag/

Noun:
  • A carpet or rug with a long, rough pile.
  • A western European and Mediterranean cormorant (Phalacrocorax aristotelis) with greenish-black plumage and a long curly crest in the...
  • A dance originating in the US in the 1930s and 1940s, characterized by vigorous hopping from one foot to the other.
  • An act of sexual intercourse.

Verb:
  • Chase or catch (fly balls) for practice.
  • Have sexual intercourse with (someone).
 
Here but I don't think Galvi is talking about the first three. Fly Balls. :confused2: :yum::yum:

shag/SHag/

Noun:
  • A carpet or rug with a long, rough pile.
  • A western European and Mediterranean cormorant (Phalacrocorax aristotelis) with greenish-black plumage and a long curly crest in the...
  • A dance originating in the US in the 1930s and 1940s, characterized by vigorous hopping from one foot to the other.
  • An act of sexual intercourse.

Verb:
  • Chase or catch (fly balls) for practice.
  • Have sexual intercourse with (someone).

lets just say i aint shagging anyone in this thread so far...:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

if you shag on a shag pile can you get piles ??????:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:


murph you are one strange fooker:wink:
 
Rusty is jealous cause he never got the candy bar. They made him sit outside with the dog!:yum::yum:
I never got the candy bar either. My dad would throw some pennies in the yard and tell me I can't come back in until I find all 10 pennies. I didn't find out till years later he only threw out nine. :pat: :yum:
 
I never got the candy bar either. My dad would throw some pennies in the yard and tell me I can't come back in until I find all 10 pennies. I didn't find out till years later he only threw out nine. :pat: :yum:

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Does your wife do the same trick when she wants some quiet time hahahahahahahaha
 
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