A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?”
Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.”
Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”
Husband: “Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.”
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Different couple out shopping.
They would always get separated and he had to go look for her. He would walk up the isles yelling," Crisco, Where are you Crisco?" He stopped one day when a store manager ask him why he was calling the Crisco as it was on the next row over. Dad told him," I'm calling my wife and I call for Crisco as she get too mad when I yell,"Hey Lard Ass, where are you?"
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?”
Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.”
Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”
Husband: “Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.”
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Different couple out shopping.
They would always get separated and he had to go look for her. He would walk up the isles yelling," Crisco, Where are you Crisco?" He stopped one day when a store manager ask him why he was calling the Crisco as it was on the next row over. Dad told him," I'm calling my wife and I call for Crisco as she get too mad when I yell,"Hey Lard Ass, where are you?"
