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Married 50 Years

Lenny

Lenny

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofabed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
 
Yea , I told the wife the other day I ought to sue her for false advertising . I remembered when we were first married about getting it every night if I wanted . How things have changed .:wink:
 
BigAl said:
Yea , I told the wife the other day I ought to sue her for false advertising . I remembered when we were first married about getting it every night if I wanted . How things have changed .:wink:
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Al, one of the signs of old age is : What you used to do all night now takes you all night to do.
Mike
 
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