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Marriage is like a deck of cards

Dargo

Dargo

Like a bad penny...
In the beginning, all you really need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a damn club and a spade! :whistling:
 
good one!!

My Pop always said:

"If it has tires, a tiller or tits, it was cheaper to rent"!!
 
The trouble I had with marriage is that I never seemed to get a pair, but always was dealt the joker.
 
Don't forget just now and then you get a nice welcome pair in your hand and when you least expect it you get a 6 and 9 that beats the obvious.:whistling:
 
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