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Man of the House

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The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you
are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The ****ing funeral director would be my guess."
 
Reminds me of our wedding night. I took my pants off and told my new wife to put them on. She said they were too big and did not fit. And I told my wife just remember that, I am the one that wears the pants in this family. Well my wife took off her pants and said here, try these on. I told I could not get in them. And she said exactly, and unless things change I will never get in them.:confused:


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