AAUTOFAB1
Bronze Member
A man walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. He notices a sign on the liquor bottle shelf that said, (win a thousand dollars.. ask the bar tender.) After a number of beers and shots he asks the bar tender, so how do I win that money. well the bar tender said, you have to take out that bouncer with one punch then pull an abscessed tooth from the gator out back in our pond and if you make it that far you’ll have to make love to old Mable in the brothel up stairs and she is just nasty looking,
The man asked for another shot and by now was feeling very drunk, he jumps up from his chair and stumbles over to the bouncer, leans back and punches him in the jaw so hard that the bouncer immediately falls over knocked out, cheers erupt from the bar as the man runs out back and dives head first into the pond, a crowd had now formed out back and was looking on as the splashing and bubbles appeared and disappeared.
Finally the man appears from the pond out of breath, cut up and bloody, proclaiming loudly……… where’s that whore with an abscessed tooth!
The man asked for another shot and by now was feeling very drunk, he jumps up from his chair and stumbles over to the bouncer, leans back and punches him in the jaw so hard that the bouncer immediately falls over knocked out, cheers erupt from the bar as the man runs out back and dives head first into the pond, a crowd had now formed out back and was looking on as the splashing and bubbles appeared and disappeared.
Finally the man appears from the pond out of breath, cut up and bloody, proclaiming loudly……… where’s that whore with an abscessed tooth!
