A man comes home unexpectedly from a business trip, arriving after midnight.
On the way, he asks the cab driver if he’ll act as a witness for £50. The man suspects his wife is cheating and wants proof. The cabby agrees.
They quietly enter the house and tiptoe to the bedroom. The husband flips on the lights and yanks back the blanket, revealing his wife in bed with another man.
Furious, the husband pulls out a gun and points it at the naked man’s head.
The wife screams, "Don’t do it! I lied about inheriting money. HE’s the one who paid for everything! The Porsche I gave you, the 25-foot Ranger fishing boat, the football season tickets, our house by the lake, your golf trip to St. Andrews, the 4x4, and even our country club membership—he pays for it all!"
The husband, stunned, lowers the gun and looks at the cabby. "What would you do?" he asks.
The cabby shrugs and replies, "I’d cover him with the blanket before he catches a cold."
On the way, he asks the cab driver if he’ll act as a witness for £50. The man suspects his wife is cheating and wants proof. The cabby agrees.
They quietly enter the house and tiptoe to the bedroom. The husband flips on the lights and yanks back the blanket, revealing his wife in bed with another man.
Furious, the husband pulls out a gun and points it at the naked man’s head.
The wife screams, "Don’t do it! I lied about inheriting money. HE’s the one who paid for everything! The Porsche I gave you, the 25-foot Ranger fishing boat, the football season tickets, our house by the lake, your golf trip to St. Andrews, the 4x4, and even our country club membership—he pays for it all!"
The husband, stunned, lowers the gun and looks at the cabby. "What would you do?" he asks.
The cabby shrugs and replies, "I’d cover him with the blanket before he catches a cold."
