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Oh sure...you women want to get there in 60 seconds flat.....

But you whine if we "get there" in less than half an hour!:smileywac
 
Geeky1 said:
Oh sure...you women want to get there in 60 seconds flat.....

But you whine if we "get there" in less than half an hour!:smileywac
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She needs Ibrahim................:yum:
 
There were two of them on eBay last week and when I last looked neither had met the reserve amount. The bidding was at $420,000 for one and $375,000 for the other. I wouldn't go past $400,00 so I was not in the running. I refuse to pay more for a car than I have to spend for my wifes upkeep for a year... :yum:
 
You wish i did :D ! I remember a few weeks ago you wanted someone to work for you changing oil...were you just kidding? At the time I had assumed so but one should never assume anthing since that is how error's happen.
 
oh i remember now...it was that arrogant guy that kept telling everyone to stop whining about the fuel prices. Were you kidding?
 
You have totally lost me. I have no idea of what you are talking about. I don't need anyone to change oil for me. I don't complain about the high price of oil either. Funny that you should mention this though. Last night I came up with the idea of "good old fashioned full service gasoline filling stations" being brought back to the public. I was thinking of offering a franchise opportunity to some of my FF friends first. Interested???? They will be called "Junkman Full Service Stations" featuring genuine "Junk Gasoline, Oil, and repair services for all vehicles". We will even wash the windows and check the tire pressures.
 
you think in this economy it will make it? Could you provide that service & still sell the fuel for the prices of the stations that aren't providing these services? It's funny, there are exactly 8 gas stations here in my town including the new one that recently opened. Well, up until they opened this new one, the mobil across the street was the most busy. The owner, who is a local native guy, had a full service deli installed in the store about 2 years ago & the deli was doing very well. All of a sudden this new station opens with 9 cent per gallon less the mobil & next day there were lines of cars at the new station with 10 minute waits & the mobil which everyone claimed to love was dead empty. Its been weeks now & its still this way.
 
Darn........ I was hoping to hire you to work in my oil changing business on your free hours advising customers as to how important oil is to their vehicles. :D
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This was the post I am speaking of.
 
I believe that you are grossly confused..... I am Junkman, not GSXR, or as he is known here..... Buy25.. However, if you can afford my hourly wage of $12,000 per hour, I will be happy to assist you in whatever venture you care to get me involved in. For that amount of money, I will even bring in my assistants Bczoom and B_Skurka for free ......
 
Hey Junkman, if you do this I wont have anything for the wife to do when I get gas and she is with me. Who do you think keeps my windows clean anyway?
 
Junkman said:
For that amount of money, I will even bring in my assistants Bczoom and B_Skurka for free ......
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For free????? I think not! I want my $6/hour...
 
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