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Love At 90

Leni

Leni

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A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm married to a 25-year-old woman!"
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me another quickie, the best an old man could want. Every evening she home cooks a fantastic meal, and every night when we go to bed, we make sweet love and I get a fantastic sleep." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him.
"I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forget where I live!"
 
Getting ld can be hell!!!!:yum: Thats why Im going to enjoy being a nasty old man while I can!!!!!!!!!!! the time may soon come that I cant remember what it is Im enjoying!!!!!!!:whistling: Now.....how do iget this body paint off my hands before Mom gets home?????:unsure:
 
If the body paint is only on his hands ....I think he'll be okay. I have a feeling it's on a lot more than just his hands. :poke: :yum:
 
All is OK!!!....I hurryed out and repainted some yard ortiments.:brows: Mom is sooo proud of me....:whistling: then at supper she grined and ask....you ben looking at pritty girls on the forms again???:ermm: Darn woman is to smart for me!!!!!!!!:shifty:.....I aint been able to get away with a damn thing sence 1964:sad:!!!! but then again it sure has been a fun ride!!!!:brows:. guess it issomething to do with those red heads!!!!:biggrin::yum:
 
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