Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and thedoctor
began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just done gone an' had
you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,"Hang on dere! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little
girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and
said,"Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three chirren, he sat
down
with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one oil? "His wife said,"Yeah,I do!" Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-forty."
began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just done gone an' had
you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,"Hang on dere! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little
girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and
said,"Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three chirren, he sat
down
with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one oil? "His wife said,"Yeah,I do!" Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-forty."