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Lost Grandson

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
[FONT=&quot]My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa."
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."
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