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longer dipstick?

Doc

Bottoms Up
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A woman pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the

hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking,

she takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up

to the attendant:

"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"

"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!!"

 
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