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The
Ranger's
Last Request
The Lone Ranger
was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
Party.
The Indian
Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU
are the great Lone Ranger"
...
"In
honor of the Harvest
Festival,
YOU
will be executed in three
days."
"Before
I kill you, I grant you three
requests"
"What
is your FIRST
request???'
The Lone
Ranger responds,
"I'd
like to speak to my horse."
The
Chief nods and Silver is
brought
before
the Lone Ranger who whispers
in
Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops
away.
Later that
evening, Silver returns
with
a
beautiful blonde woman
on his back.
As
the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters
the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
night.
The
next morning the Indian Chief
admits
he's
impressed.
"You
have a very fine and loyal
horse",
"But I
will still kill you
in two days."
"What
is your SECOND
request???"
The
Lone Ranger again asks to
speak
to
his horse.
Silver
is brought to him, and he again
whispers in the horse's
ear.
As
before, Silver takes off and
disappears over the
horizon.
Later that
evening, to the Chief's
surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, more
attractive than the blonde.
She
enters the Lone Rangers tent
and
spends the night.
The
following morning the Indian
Chief
is
again impressed.
"You
are indeed a man of many
talents,"
"But
I will still kill
you tomorrow."
"What
is your LAST request
???"
The
Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to
speak to my horse, ....
alone."
The Chief
is curious, but he
agrees,
and
Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's
tent.
Once they're
alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and
says,
"Listen
Very Carefully!!!!"
FOR...
THE... LAST... TIME...
I SAID
...
BRING POSSE !!!!!!!!!!!
Ranger's
Last Request
The Lone Ranger
was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
Party.
The Indian
Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU
are the great Lone Ranger"
...
"In
honor of the Harvest
Festival,
YOU
will be executed in three
days."
"Before
I kill you, I grant you three
requests"
"What
is your FIRST
request???'
The Lone
Ranger responds,
"I'd
like to speak to my horse."
The
Chief nods and Silver is
brought
before
the Lone Ranger who whispers
in
Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops
away.
Later that
evening, Silver returns
with
a
beautiful blonde woman
on his back.
As
the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters
the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
night.
The
next morning the Indian Chief
admits
he's
impressed.
"You
have a very fine and loyal
horse",
"But I
will still kill you
in two days."
"What
is your SECOND
request???"
The
Lone Ranger again asks to
speak
to
his horse.
Silver
is brought to him, and he again
whispers in the horse's
ear.
As
before, Silver takes off and
disappears over the
horizon.
Later that
evening, to the Chief's
surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, more
attractive than the blonde.
She
enters the Lone Rangers tent
and
spends the night.
The
following morning the Indian
Chief
is
again impressed.
"You
are indeed a man of many
talents,"
"But
I will still kill
you tomorrow."
"What
is your LAST request
???"
The
Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to
speak to my horse, ....
alone."
The Chief
is curious, but he
agrees,
and
Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's
tent.
Once they're
alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and
says,
"Listen
Very Carefully!!!!"
FOR...
THE... LAST... TIME...
I SAID
...
BRING POSSE !!!!!!!!!!!
